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rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

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comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

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amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

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ryancrobert:

fucking show-off
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drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

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peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

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whitherartthougoing:

tuftsowls:

violetlucidity:

midnightyen:

THIS JUST BLOWS MY MIND.

woah j.k. you da bomb.

A really cool analysis of Latin’s role in Harry Potter spells!

The -fy in Scourgify is of Latin origin though

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altogetherdrop:

altogetherdrop:

where’s that picture from fckh8 that’s just a picture of jennifer lawrence saying “gay rights!”

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i found it

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nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

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