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dragondances:

getting 0 notes on one of your posts that you personally thought was clever/funny

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evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

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cliterallysame:

this is honestly my favorite post

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audino-hearts1:

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

Thank you

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no1knowsmymusic:

tardis—noise:

slaythewendybird:

Soulless Sam was my favorite.

soulless Sam was scary as fuck.

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melongorl:

vinebox:

When guys don’t want to answer a question on Facetime 

NOOOOOOOOO

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judicial-thesis:

dutchster:

dutchster:

i love being in people’s dreams

well unless i get killed or something

Once my friend had a dream that there was a serial killer at our school and everyone went behind bulletproof glass but I got distracted by a butterfly and got killed

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ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

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molotovriot:

space-tart:

astro-stoner:

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

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rufftoon:

zarggg:

acupofteawithmy:

friendswithturkeys:

s-c-i-guy:

The Indispensable Genius of The Far Side

My favorite comics.

They were/are still one of my favorites. 

The Far Side has always been one of my favorite comics and this is exactly why.

Far Side love

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